*AGASP*
In just a few days it’ll be Valencrimes Day, the universally dreaded holiday meant for lovers and beloved, commercialized beyond recognition, a monstrosity of American culture.
Only you, dear adventurer, can twist the Fate’s hand and refuse to celebrate the treacherous existence of other people in your life. Forget the schmoozey woo woo and celebrate yourself this Valencrimes season. I’m offering a killer deal on therapeutic massages this week, by the way. Buy Buy, Baby.
(Purchase any massage session this week and enjoy 15% off when you mention this post. That’s $68 for an hour session or $102 for a 90 minute. An absolute steal of a deal! Must purchase this week and book in advance at time of purchase. Text ‘Valencrimes’ to 585-430-8546 to claim offer.)
Romance is dead, put yourself first for once 
EverBetter Wellness 